What the fuck are you doing here?
Preparing for a job?
You quit the only one you’ve ever had
You said “the boss was a fucking faggot
And that hat was so fucking gay.”
Getting an education?
The only thing you’ve gotten so far
Was a wicked hangover
And a back-alley-blowjob
You read about in the paper
It’s a good thing that cop let you off easy
Yeah, it’s a good thing that cop let you walk away
Mom would so have taken away your mustang.